The 10 Hottest NBA wives/girlfriends
Since there’s virtually no noteworthy stuff going on in the NBA other than “OMGGGG WHERE WILL MELO GOOOO!?”, I took this oppurtunity to see what kind of women NBA ballers are messing around with. Also, because I love judging and making fun of things, I will be ranking the top 10 NBA wives/girlfriends. Sorry Lebron, your woman is not up to par, bro. Sorry Lamar, Khloe is a hambeast.
#10. Aleka Kamila
She is the wife of Peja Stojakovic. Usually these Euro players pick up the hottest models. I don’t think women are a fan of the dunk, rather they are fans of shooting, softness in the paint and flopping.
#9. Vanessa Bryant
She’s cute. I mean, you would think an NBA player like Bryant would have a supermodel wife from Italy, right? I wanna give props to Bryant for sticking with his HS sweetheart this long, but I’m a guy, and I don’t wanna be perceived as not manly. She’s alright, in a cute Mexican sort of way.
#8. Brandi Maxiell
Jason Maxiell wifed this girl up. I gotta say, the baby eater has good taste in women. Her eyes have that mesmerizing look to them. She’s also cuter than a button.
#7. Meghan Allen
Sure, she does look really hot, but remember…this is Playboy we are talking about. Take that picture with copious amount of salt because of the air brushing they do. Devin Harris’ girlfriend has some nice um…well, who am I kidding, breasts. They met in a bar in Dallas, and its been romance ever since.
#6. Maria Sharapova
Oh, I’m gonna get a lot of flack for putting her this high. Sorry bros, I’m still mad over the fact that she is dating Sasha Vujacic. She’s hot, and can be moved up to even 3rd on this list, but her hotness has gone down considerably due to the fact she’s banging weasel boy.
#5. Brandi Garnett
This girl HAS to be a dirty girl. To be with KG in bed must be like sitting in the crowd when Kramer did his rant on black people. I guess she likes the fact that he probably talks to himself during intercourse, or just randomly yells obscenities whenever possible. From what I’m hearing, however, is that their relationship is on rocky terrain now.
#4. Hope Dworaczyk
Another Playboy playmate on the list. This one belong(ed) to Jason Kidd. Man, for being a total tool sometimes, Jason Kidd gets some very hot women to be his GF. He dated Gabrielle Union in HS, got a model to have his kid, and now being like 34 or something, has a Playboy playmate of the year candidate from 2009.
#3. Eva Longoria- Parker
No NBA W.A.G. list can be complete without Mrs. Parker. She is constantly in the bottom half of the Maxim top 100, and for good reason. She is just too sexy.
#2. Gabrielle Union
D-Wade got a winner. Not only did he get a girl as famous as he is, but she has about the same amount of money that he has in her bank account as well. Did I also mention she’s a total fox? Here’s hoping that Wade and Union have children, and that that boy ends up playing NBA basketball like his pops.
#1. Adriana Lima
DUH. This woman is always in the running for the HOTTEST WOMAN ALIVE. She’s clearly the best Victoria’s Secret Model that they have now. She’s also Brazilian, therefore upping her Hotness factor 3 fold. What makes her hotness factor take a dive is that she is dating MARKO JARIC. That’s right, the backup point guard to a host of different NBA teams.
If you think you could do better or that I messed up the order, hit me up on the comments.
-ricky9
